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Jeremy Piven is one of my role models. He’s an amazing, amazing, AMAZING actor. He succeeds as an actor. He appears to be spiritual.

He’s also, you know, adorable.

I admire him so much. He is such an amazingly talented actor; I wish I had exactly one seventeenth of his talent.

I give him such credit for breaking away from the, “Who’s John Heder? Oh, that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite?” Nuh-uh. No more of that. His fifteen minutes are not up.

I also think he’s really very cute. I don’t know anything about him, but something about his demeanor just makes him appear so laid-back and non-imposing.

He is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. He’s not “funny.” He’s not “comic.” He’s holy-shit-my-ovaries-are-going-to-pop-out-of-my-ears-I’m-laughing-that-hard hilarious.

I love his sense of humor. He seems so laid-back and fun to be around.

Oh, did I mention that he’s relatively cute, too?

You can take your Dane Cook. I just want my Stephen Lynch.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is even more gorgeous than her brother (sorry, Jake!). She’s amazing in “World Trade Center” and “Donnie Darko” (the only movies I’ve seen her in, I think).

But, mainly, she has a completely amazing style.

I only wish I could one eighteenth as much awesome clothing and awesome outfits as she does.

I absolutely love everything she puts on her body.

I saw Say Anything in concert in Starland Ballroom, NJ for my birthday with six of my friends. It was AWESOME! I thought they were amazing blasting through my iPod headphones, and then that was ruined by seeing them live!

Say Anything is an incredibly talented group, and it sounds so cliche and boring-fan-esque, but I “like, totally connect to their lyrics, dude.”

Like, totally.